Okay, so I've always been the good girl. I was always home by curfew (really I only went out a handful of times), I never smoked cigarettes...I was kinda dweeby!
But, now I'm almost 32...and I wanna do something bad. I want to get in trouble!!!
I want to jump into my shopping cart at the supermarket and sail down the aisles. I want to stand up and sing a dirty song in the middle of a meeting. I want to sneak candy into a movie theatre...just because they say I can't. I want to cut the tags off my mattress. I want to eat raw cookie dough; lots of it!
I want to have a drink before 5pm. I want to eat dessert before dinner, and sometimes I want to tell the kids, "Forget those veggies. Let's have banana splits!"
I want to walk around in 4-inch heels and refer to them as my "hooker shoes." I want to ALWAYS cut the crusts from my PB&Js...and be proud of it!
I want to put a huge layer of butter on my toast in the mornings, and grin while I eat it because I know how bad it is for me.
I want to give crude comebacks to evil people. "Suck it!"
What is going on??? I've never been like this before.
Maybe I'm just happy. :)
Butter in the Blood
2 weeks ago