Phone sex and maraschino cherries

Today, I saw a news headline that spoke about more moms becoming phone sex operators. And, I thought "Duh!" This is the perfect mom job; especially mothers of boys.

I stroke egos all day long with my sons:

• Great job!
• You're so smart!
• You're #1!

Not a big transition from that to, "Oh, baby!" :)

I may need to look into this gig.

Although, I should probably practice a little.

Missed opportunity: Yesterday, the hubby asked me if I wanted the maraschino cherry from his dessert. I should have said, "Give it to me!"